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Talk or type about your week. Unslop finds the moments worth sharing and writes them up in clear, plain English. No "game changers", no made-up numbers. You approve every post.
client asked why our proposal was 3 pages when the other firm sent 40. we won it. they said ours was the only one they finished reading
A client asked why our proposal was 3 pages when the other firm sent 40.
We won the deal. They said ours was the only one they finished reading.
Ramble, skip words, mix languages. It keeps your story and your numbers, writes it up cleanly, and strips out every AI tell.
Talk or type about your week, at work or outside it.
Each checked for AI slop and made-up facts.
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Paste any post. Get a statement, a question and a light line. Hit 5 to 10 a day.
Plan a card or carousel in a quick chat, then edit every word in your colours.
23 questions about your work and life. Write from them on a quiet week.
100 dealerships in a month →Polish, shorten, elaborate, formalize or rephrase. Undo any time.
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"Cut the closing question"Paste any LinkedIn post. Get a slop score and the exact phrases that give it away.
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15 more words to score it. Nothing is saved.
Five posts. Guess which ones a chatbot wrote. Most people get three.
Your first 2 posts are on us.